Female unavoidably

This concoction of words dresses and shoes is to explain that there are things that are unique, although sometimes not at all exclusive, female domain. Some are in karma, others are inherent to the female condition, cause us some hilarity other advantage and sometimes a little laughter. Depending on how and who will look. Somewhere not tell me to you. It happened because I think I will not believe.

To pass through or what's next ... The Curse of the shifts.

Calendar under the arm, the woman knows that the beginning of the month has an unwavering mission: Taking multiple shifts per month. Read: gynecology, dentist, hairdresser to mention some of the most frightening. Of course, we have the perfect revenge when we play the transient that, hurray, we should not take with no notice or no preparation, except always have on hand, the spontaneous desire to enjoy, celebrate like crazy / as .

Female existential questions: temporary hair with ... (the element of torture choice: razor-his, when we hurry, we love it even more hair sows and he wants to kill us, or some electrical and electronics already Cleopatra dream of plucking, hours on end, while leaving our imaginations ever plan inexorably towards a he. Epilation and home-made waxy ays with each start of the item when it dries on your skin. And all the family behind the door wondering if we are living room, until they get used to the matter and although acute uttered raucous and did not move. And if the chances of the law, it falls a visit, put it automatically in the case saying, pst, do not case, a mom plucking wax. With which our intimacy also goes automatically to the devil.

Anti age creams that leave us more haggard than usual and subsequent exclamations in the mirror: I cheated perfumery, propaganda, anti-wrinkle and anti says age and wrinkles and look older proliferated before exonerate my pocket money .... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Being with the visit of Andres just when we start the holiday or have finally decided to go into a pool.

Brand underwear every day if you call us "he" and when we give up, resigned, to never call, call to come out running with what clothes and shoes because the next day, "he" goes hunting with Zulus or Indians go out to dinner with her mom, and so, we shot with underwear more tarnished by custom, we have.

Called love of our mothers who do not resist our emancipation from them, although we do adult time, which can be recorded on the answering machine: "clear, you do not care if I die" ... as if you were collecting mothers for life substitutes ... And not content with that, added: "If I call, I can die waiting for a call you." impossible to explain to the machine, at least, because our mothers who gave up a lifetime ago, that the mother in question it can be called within hours of the siesta, because it makes your break so much cleaning, and food for dad and errands to the pharmacy warehouse that leave exhausted. That night not too late. That mid-morning either, because he meditates , between things that kill us and look like an accident. Or take the same spouse more than forty years already endure each other, without dying or killed in the attempt. Impossible to leave on the answering machine said it, that if, warned that make cold and the creature who is her grandson to entertain the North Pole, you can stay calm and other domestic minutiae that involves the welfare of the poor little angels DiCenso crazy grandchildren but his daughter, who was then the mother of his and victims of their beloved grandchildren.

Telling therapy still could not overcome its heritage of being bipolar. From anguish to laughter laughter to anxiety.

It is inherently feminine, a multifunctional fiercest. Mom, wives, sisters, daughters, girlfriends, sisters, nieces, aunts and so on. Several. And suffer and enjoy the different polyphony of motherhood, each in its own style, own personal, consumer at home: mother goose, mother goose, mother liberal, conservative, classical cybernetics, anti cyber Manuelita turtle or the Bionic Woman , but Mom at last.

Among the chore a mother should not be forgotten, remind the spawn is not a good business out on a Sunday to Monday morning after we charge everyone the same.

In front of the closet, opened wide its doors, no woman with arms jarrra, do not say: the question of rigor and the million: What shall I wear?

The woman has a problem with no solution: it is the stud, the blisters, which I squeeze, I is small, too big for me, which always has a good pair of shoes to tame.

It is also unavoidably female, allergy and hysteria, stains clothing and prefer to run out but not the stain. And wield a battle cry that bore the stain.

That on the run from time to bathe the eyes of cream rinse, when would I use shampoo, we learned by heart and touch, what is the shampoo and conditioner which, as already acquired as a reflection effect.

But nevertheless, we insist pucha and we like to be a woman.